First overall pick: Evan Blake Wasserman. The original ladies man is no longer a free agent, after being signed by Jamie Cohen on a $1mil a year deal for all eternity.
Second overall pick: Rick(y) Brown. The former Mr Irrelevant now has two working arms. He could be a sleeper as an owner this season.
Third overall pick: Douglas Quincy Marks the III. The man who loves Obama more than mobile quarterbacks do is coming into this draft saying he will "draft his guys". Should be interesting.
Fourth overall pick: Matt Birnbach. The ultimate sportsman, Matt brings to the table moxie, panache and always the sexy.
Fifth overall pick: Shawn "ladykiller" Tasman. Not sure how well his namesake will be in fantasy football, but he has big shoes to fill as the whereabouts of Michael Edward Mitchell are unknown.
Sixth overall pick: Hard to believe this kid once wore glasses. Now with the vision of a shark, Evan Cabat comes into this draft on his high horse.
Seventh overall pick: From what Doug tells me, Andrew Bale is the defending champ. But if no one remembers it, did it really happen?
Eighth overall pick: Craig "Two time lucked into be the champ" Ginsburg has three rings on his fingers. Two BFFL title rings, and one "promise" ring from his "friend" Byron. We wish you luck in your future endeavors.
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