Season Preview

Real solid draft fellas. I enjoyed it much. My favorite part (besides watching Cabat try to make picks, eat pizza, and type in those picks) was Craig botching Mr Irrelevant. Bravo good sir.

On with the preview:

Most likely to trade all of his picks for a member of the Vikings front office: Craig Ginsburg. Solid QBs and WR, not loving the RBs but they could be good. Green Bay D could be scary bad.

Most likely to make us all look like idiots: Evan Wasserman. Say what you want, but the kid has brass balls. He's got something we all wish we had, intangibles. He drafts guys like Jeremy Shockey and James Hardy way too early, only to be rewarded with huge seasons later. He should be saluted for this, not chastized I say. (Note: Wasserman was also voted "Most likely to ignore team all season")

Most likely to be the best team in the league but fall short of the title (again): Doug Marks. The kid straight up knows what he's doing. He's so confident in his game, he didn't even draft a kicker. That worries me as a fellow owner.

Most likely to say something inappropriate to a girl, then have said girl punch him so hard that he spends the night in the hospital thus not allowing him to set his lineup for that week: Ricky Brown. There are two guys who can vault this team to the top this year: Jay Cutler and RunDMC. If they don't become the studs they should be, it could be a long year in Kosher Pickle-land.

Most likely to have the volume turned up: Andrew Bale. The defending champ (still have no clue if he won) has arguably the best tight end in the world (yea, the world) in Jason Witten. That guy is gonna have a huge year in Big D. The champ is strong again in 2008.

Most likely to be a disappointment (in the league): Matt Birnbach. His teams never perform up to standards, why would this year be any different. Answer: Marshawn Lynch.

Most likely to end up having to wear glasses to read this blog: Evan Cabat. Gotta hand it to the bloke. Not only did he ruin the draft by making us use an AIM chat room, but he was eating pizza while imputting the teams and actually gave Glenn Holt to Shawn's team, as opposed to Torry Holt. Evan Cabat loves his pizza.

Most likely to be kicked out of the league once we find where Michael Edward Mitchell is hiding: Shawn Tasman. He's absolutely stacked at QB. Other than that, his team isn't that sexy. Fortunately for Taz, he's too busy having threesomes to give a crap what we think.

Fearless predictions:
1. Andrew
2. Doug
3. Shawn
4. Matt
5. Cabat
6. Ricky
7. Craig
8. Wasserman (biggest potential mover in this list)


Playoffs: Andrew defeats Matt, Shawn defeats Doug, Shawn defeats Andrew.

Good luck.