Weekly Round Up

Sorry for no post on week 2, I was sans the internet. Now I am the opposite of sans. As I am with the internet.


















Not much has changed from the first week of the season. Bale is still in first, Shawn is still in last.

High Score Week 3: Cosa Nostra (dumbest name in the league by a fortnight) put up a staggering 152.80 against Rick(y)'s porous and pathetic defense. Brandon Marshall continues to be a man possessed out there. Things could get back for Douglass if/when he gets charged/arrested/something silly in the near future. By the way, how big of a disappointment has Vernon Davis been in his young career so far? Holy crap what a bust.

Low Score: No shock here as the Comeback Kid put up a robust 70 points in a loss against The Ginz. Sad to believe that his leading scorer this week was Baltimore Defense... by almost 7 points. His team is an embarassment to the league and to his family. I have recently put up Mitch's picture around NYC in hopes of finding him so he can come back an rescue Shawn's pathetic excuse for a team.

Pick up of the week: All the pickups suck. Bale should lose points for actually signing Brian Griese. I don't care what he did last week. He sucks like a vaccum. That's alot.

Fearless Predictions week 3:
Titletown USA over Weekend @ Bernie's
Browning's Neagle over Cosa Nostra
Hoosier Hysteria over Comeback Kid
Viking Quest over Kosher Beef

On a none league related note Cup of Death makes it's trumphant return to Bloomington this coming weekend. Here are Las Vegas' odds for the weekend:

Indiana +8.5 vs Michigan State
Birnbach to puke on a church- 9:5
Rick(y) over/under 7.5 in appropriate jokes/comments in front of girls
Doug actually going through with his talk and going home with a large ebony beauty- 14:1
Evan Cabat donning glasses once again- 25:1
Shawn having two threesomes in one night- 4:1
Birnbach to claim that either Friday or Saturday is the best Friday or Saturday ever- 2:3
Bale to have the music turned up- 11:10